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<i>And now, here they are,</i>

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<i>the most daredevil
group of dacky drivers</i>

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<i>who ever whirl their
wheels in the wacky races.</i>

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<i>Competing for the title of
the world's wackiest racer.</i>

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<i>The cars are approaching
the starting line.</i>

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<i>First is the Turbo Terrific,
driven by Peter Perfect.</i>

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<i>Next is Rufus Ruffcut and
Sawtooth in the buzz wagon.</i>

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<i>Maneuvering for position is
the Army Surplus Special.</i>

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<i>Right behind is the anthill mob
in their bulletproof bomb.</i>

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<i>And there's ingenious inventor,
Pat Pendig in his converter car.</i>

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<i>Oh, and here's the
lovely Penelope Pitstop,</i>

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<i>the glamour gal of the gas pedal.</i>

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<i>Next, we have the bouldermobile with
the Slag Brothers, Rock and Gravel.</i>

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<i>Lurching along is the creepy
coupe with the gruesome Susan.</i>

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<i>And right on their tail
is the Red Mack.</i>

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<i>And there's the Arkansas Chuggabug
with Luke and Blubber Bear.</i>

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<i>Sneaking along last is that
mean machine with those</i>

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<i>double-dealing do-batters,
Dick Dasterly and his sidekick, Mutley.</i>

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<i>And even now, they're
up to some dirty trick,</i>

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<i>and they're off to
a standing start.</i>

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<i>And why not? They've been chained
to a post by shifty Dick Dasterly.</i>

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<i>Who shifts into the wrong gear.</i>

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<i>And away they go!</i>

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<i>On the Way Out Wacky Races!</i>

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<i>Here are the wacky racers,</i>

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<i>strung out on the next lap
of today's wacky race,</i>

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<i>which incidentally
will take them on a</i>

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<i>grueling zigzag route
to Mustard Spread, Arkansas.</i>

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<i>Attempting to gain the lead
over the other contenders,</i>

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<i>is that villainous
Dick Dastardly,</i>

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<i>who would leave no stone
unturned to gain an advantage.</i>

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<i>Now, at this moment, it's number one,
the Slag Brothers, in first place.</i>

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<i>Number two, the
Creepy Coop is second.</i>

34
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<i>But there they go
into overdrive.</i>

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<i>And now it's number four,
the Red Max, making his move.</i>

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Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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<i>Bunched up behind the leaders are
Number 3, Professor Pat Pending.</i>

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<i>Number 6, the Army
Surplus Special.</i>

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<i>Number 8, the
Arkansas Chuggabug.</i>

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<i>Number 9, Victor Perfect.</i>

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<i>Number five. Oh, lovely.
Penelope Pit Stop.</i>

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<i>Dick Bastardly in car
number 00 is nowhere in sight.</i>

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<i>And far behind is the
Ant Hill Mob. Number seven.</i>

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All right, you monks. Let's
show 'em our my getaway power.

46
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Well, gee, boss,

47
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- My feet hurt.
- You hurt me.

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R-R-Right, boss.

49
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Calling headquarters.
Calling headquarters.

50
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<i>This is Highway
Officer 26 calling.</i>

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<i>What looked like the anthill
mob just passed me.</i>

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<i>Will investigate.</i>

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The cops spotted us.
Turn off at the next time.

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Rat! One of them turned off.

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But we'll stop the rest of
them when we blast the paths.

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You plant the dynamite, Muttley.

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And I'll give you the signal.

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What was that?

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Now!

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Now what went wrong?

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At least we stopped one of them.

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<i>Number nine, Peter Perfect,
is now leading the pack.</i>

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The Arkansas Chuggabug,
number eight, is second.

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<i>He's beginning to move up.</i>

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And here comes number six, the
Army Surplus Special, passing them all.

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<i>But here comes number three,
Professor Pat Pending, taking the lead.</i>

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<i>We'll be back in a minute.</i>

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- Hey, look, Boss, there's a shack.
- Good.

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Duck the car behind it.
It'll make a great hideout.

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Hey, what is this place?

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<i>Seven hats and coats,</i>

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coats, seven chairs,
seven little beds?

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Hey, you lubs, do you
know who lives here?

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The Tree Bears?

75
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No, you dum-dum,
the Seven dwarfs.

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Pipe down. Somebody's coming.
Into the outfits, quick.

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Oh, dear. I'm lost.

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Yoo-hooing there?
Anybody to help?

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<i>There's nobody here
but us seven dwarfs.</i>

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Oh, how cute. Are you all
really the seven dwarfs?

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Of course.
Make like seven dwarfs.

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Okay, now what's your problem?

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Well, little old me got lost.

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Can y'all tell me where I can
find the little old highway?

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Sure. Little old you
go straight a mile,

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then two miles left, then right,
then left another mile,

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then another mile right, then left,

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then another left,
and there y'all.

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Oh, thanks, y'all.

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And say hi there to
the little old prince.

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We'll do that, little old thing.

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Hey, now she'll
get ahead of us!

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Oh, yeah?

94
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If she follows my directions,

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she'll end up smack in the
middle of the La Brea Tar Pits.

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Come on, back into the race!

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Another car is coming. Quick,
make like seven dwarfs.

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- We are the seven little dwarfs?
- Well, I'm Snow White.

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So tell me where the highway is.

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Sure, you just make
a sharp coin left.

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<i>Thanks, Shorty.</i>

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Yeah, you get it?
Shorty.

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Yeah, you're gonna get it.

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What will I do?
I'm stuck in the mud!

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Keep going.
Maybe you'll strike oil.

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<i>Back on our radar scope, we
see it's still a pretty close race.</i>

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<i>Ohh Wait a minute, wait,
something's gone wrong.</i>

108
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<i>Or the wacky racers
have gone crazy.</i>

109
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<i>Oh, this looks like a
real crisis, folks.</i>

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<i>The racers are hung
up in a clover leaf.</i>

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<i>They may never get out.</i>

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Exactly as I planned it.
Right, Muttley?

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<i>- But how, you fiend?</i>
- Diabolically simple.

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I merely turned the
exit sign around.

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<i>How about that?
In all the excitement,</i>

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<i>Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth
have moved way out in front.</i>

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You can say that again, fella.

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What's going on?

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<i>Looks like Number 10's hit
a rough spot in the road.</i>

120
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And the winner will be
Number 10, driven by-- Yow!

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<i>That was a bad break
for the buzz wagon.</i>

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<i>And as we come into the final
miles of this exciting race,</i>

123
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<i>it's the Creepy Coop creeping
into the lead using bat power.</i>

124
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<i>Now it's the Army Surplus
Special marching up fast.</i>

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Ouch!

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<i>Now it's Peter Perfich
Turbo Terrific in front.</i>

127
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<i>And he's stretching his lead.</i>

128
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And here comes Pat Pending
stretching his legs.

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<i>Straight ahead is Bustard Spread,</i>

130
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<i>Arkansas, and the finish line.</i>

131
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<i>Oh, wait a minute.
There's a train coming.</i>

132
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<i>The road's blocked,
which means no one can win.</i>

133
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Did you say no one?

134
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Thank you, Boss!

135
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Grat, you! Grat, grat and grat!

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<i>Here they all come,
racing for the finish line.</i>

137
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<i>It's number two in the lead,
number ten second, number four third.</i>

138
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<i>And double zero Dick Dastardly
is passing them all.</i>

139
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<i>Now it's neck and neck.
It looks like a photo finish.</i>

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Did you say photo finish?

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<i>It is a photo finish.
And in a few moments, folks,</i>

142
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<i>we'll have the picture.</i>

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<i>And the winners are
number four with Red Max,</i>

144
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<i>Second, number two,
the Creepy Coop.</i>

145
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<i>And third, Rufus Ruffcutt.</i>

146
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<i>And can you believe it?</i>

147
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<i>Dick Dastardly stopped
to pose for his picture.</i>

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<i>Ohh! The big ham.</i>

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